I came across this on Twitter via @GuyKawasaki . It made me nod and shake my head sagely. Now you can too.
Source: Top Counseling Schools
Not blogged for a while and tasted the drug again yesterday. Think I am back on it now. They warned about this in rehab. I blame the tactile new Mac that is so pleasant to type on. I’ll be fine. I can handle it. Jusssst a little more typing and…there. Aaaahhh. Check out the screen. It is so….groovy maaaan.
I won’t need anymore for the next 12, no 24, hours because I have this under complete control. It’s perfectly harmless if you can control it. And I can. No typing for the hell of it. Oh no, not here. No Siree Bob. It is totally under my control.
Enough of the foul-mouthed frippery of yesterday. Today I assure the easily offended that this blog shan’t provide. If you want grot then go away now.
I am planning a business and, much like writers block I imagine, I have spent several days just staring at my screen and then having Ice Cream moments instead of really good thought. Makes me think I’m idle, which I’m not.
However, this morning pre-0900h, I sit down and by Jove it just starts flowing outta me. So much so that I suddenly realised what I’d blog about to satisfy the insatiable gods of NaBloPoMo.
Ice Cream – oops, just cleaned a bathroom. Very shiny and clean smelling it is to. I really am a modern man (reaches hand over shoulder to give well-earned pat on back). Metrosexual as well. I so need a good hand moisturiser now. The chemicals are harsh and I am a delicate flower.
Ice Cream – in the meantime I have been reflecting on the name and purpose of dominicshadbolt.com In light of the forthcoming business venture and no longer needing this blog to paint me in a better corporate light (who am I kidding, I’m me) and blur my Internet footprint the What About the Customer name can go.
Ice Cream – as NaBloPoMo – a female web user initiative I find out today, hey for me it’s Blovember so I escape with masculinity intact – is requiring me to post every day thus driving the randomness of the posts, I am going to rename the blog, snag a new and less austere theme and make a clear separation between my nascent business and the occasional ranting and general life based observations.
Ice Cream – the ranting actually produces results. What a pity that good customer service is driven by a shouty minority with the time and the tools to take their gripes to Twitter? Still, kudos to Plusnet for picking up on it and fixing the problem.
So brain function, focus and productive work eh? It’s all morning for me.
You’ll never guess the time? It’s Ice Cream o’clock.
…all arrested drunks were this talented. My experience was that they wanted to just fight. I think it is a testament to the RCMP officer that he wasn’t automatically cuffed. Being a Canadian my money is on the Hipster being a teensy bit stoned as well. Bob and Doug woulda bin proud…
Great drum solo on the safety screen at the end.